Here Everything Ends, and begins

Student. Tea-addict. Book-addict. Aspiring Writer. More commonly known by the handle of nights_fang everywhere else. Occasionally I yell about social justice and human rights.


#heterosexuality intensifies

annabellioncourt:

deadgirlshoes:

nO NO NO BUT GUYS 

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT YEAR FRED, GEORGE AND TONKS LIVED IN HOGWARTS AT THE SAME TIME

MCGONAGALL LOSING HER SHIT ON A DAILY BASIS

I WANT A BOOK ABOUT FRED AND GEORGE WORSHIPPING HER

I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN I FIGURED OUT HOW OLD TONKS WAS. IMAGINE THE BOYS TRYING TO OUT DO HER USING THE MAP. IMAGINE THEM FALLING OVER EACH OTHER TRYING TO TALK TO HER AND BOTH HAVE MASSIVE OBVIOUS CRUSHES ON HER AND ALSO SOME SERIOUS MUTUAL RESPECT AND WHEN SHE GRADUATES SHE KISSES BOTH THEIR CHEEKS AND SAYS “SORRY I’M INTO A SLIGHTLY OLDER CROWD” AND THEN THEY SEE HER AGAIN IN THE ORDER AND BLUSH BRIGHT RED AND KNOW IT WON’T WORK BUT SAY “HEY…WE’RE OLDER NOW” AND IT DOESN’T WORK BUT SHE’S TOTALLY INTO THEIR JOKE SHOP IDEA AND HELPS WITH SOME OF THE DESIGNS AND BECOMES LIKE A PSEUDO-OLDER SISTER TO THEM LIKE SHE WAS TO HERMIONE AND GINNY.

shackleboltrps:

i don’t trust people who hate on a female character but don’t say jack shit about the male writer who wrote her background, personality, motivation, and relationship with other characters

or people who shit on female character for being unpleasant and hard to get along with but baby the male character with the same personality because awww he’s so misunderstood and needs a hug~~~

brodingershat:

brodingershat:

A genre-savvy website designer who lives in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere.

A genre-savvy website designer who’s standing in the shower when she notices the water level rising around her ankles and spots a clot of black hair in the drain.

A genre-savvy website designer who just sort of frowns, steps out of the bathtub, and watches the hair spread through the water before nonchalantly dumping a bunch of drain cleaner in the water.

A genre-savvy website designer who works through the nights and keeps a spray bottle like the kind you use on cats beside her laptop for those moments when she spots something lingering behind her in the reflection of her screen (because she knows they won’t do anything unless she turns around).

A genre-savvy website designer who has installed locks on her closet doors and mastered the art of ignoring their rattling.

A genre-savvy website designer who knows when not to turn the lights on or off and when not to look up at the mirror in the bathroom.

A genre-savvy website designer whose house gets broken into by people who think one sleepless techie shouldn’t be too hard to take.

A genre-savvy website designer who looks at their malevolent roommate where their hair has paused in the middle of creeping out of the farthest corner of the ceiling like a horrible hair spider and just goes,

"Go for it, man."

The tale of an unlikely not-quite-friendship of necessity.

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

fosterslabrats:

rcmclachlan:

littlemoongoddess:

mamalaz:

Steampunk Avengers

In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.

SCREECH

DO WANT

Someone’s had a go (and it’s pretty good!).

reaill:

adriofthedead:

Mad props to Weird Al for taking a disgusting rape anthem and turning into a catchy, Schoolhouse Rock-esque anthem about grammar

Also the video itself is great, too

god bless weird al

stelmarias:

Is He In Love With You In A Really Creepy Obsessive Way, Or Is He Just A World Class Consulting Detective? A Gameshow Featuring Sherlock Holmes and Marcus Bell

soulofacityy:

i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.  

missoyashirou:

lucifers-handmaiden:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I don’t want two dads cause then I’d have to deal with twice the dad jokes

What if they start playing off each other too, and just make endless chains of dad jokes?

incorrectfatequotes:

The entire Fate cast: Kirei no
Kirei Kotomine: Kirei yes

Richard Ayoade wins Best Male Performance in a Comedy Programme | BAFTA 2014 [x]

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

Ming-na Wen in NerdHQ's A Conversation with Badass Women
"And I take a lot away with that, for myself. It’s a tough thing to do, I think as a woman in this business but it’s nice to come full circle where I feel like having so many women in television and movies with such a variety of strong female roles. We’ve come a long way since like, being just the housewife or something."
❝ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THIS IS SO FUCKED UP I L OVE IT ❞

- sharing sad headcanons with friends  (via morozovaaleksander)

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